Glorp Gum is fantastic and everyone should be using it on an hourly basis for best results.
Where do you like to put your gum? (and I don’t mean your mouth, smart ass,) I’m talkin’ bout after the shit goes down it in chew town! Stashing your gum is an art. And […]
The objectivity of chewing gum is rather revolutionary in its sensibility. Like the poetry of relativity, it is nearly dogmatic in its trendiness. You need to look no further than the GLORP Gum company, to […]
For those about to shamrock, we salute you! We here at Glorp Mag likes to keeps it real. We strive to keep in touch the common folk that walk the sidewalks, back alleys and dirt […]
Well hello there Mr. & Mrs. Internet. We are tickled fandango pink to be your news & entertainment choice here on the big-ole world wide web. Sure it’s a busy place full of many four […]
Let’s face it. Gum chewing is a fact of life in the United States and, in 2018, mass chewing continues to occur on the reggy. Mass chewing at schools, houses of worship, and in shopping […]
Special Guest review by Harry Foster Tovah Why does everything have to be so comfortable and nice? Blankets are supposed to be cool and fluffy in the summer and dense and warm in the winter. […]
What’s the deal with the Green New Deal? We here at Glorp Mag likes to keeps it real. We strive to keep in touch the common folk that walk the sidewalks, back alleys and dirt […]
Hello everyone! I am Jesse and I love buying people Glorp Gum® and giving it to them for free. Almost as much as I love telling you all about it. When I am not standing […]
Hey, everybody. I’m here to kick ass and chew esoteric character bubble gum logo t-shirts. Wait. I don’t want do either of those things. I remember kicking a kid in the shins once, and I felt bad […]
Original 1971 Glorp Gum Commercial (Video taken from Saturday Morning Cartoon VHS from 1984). Featuring the classic “Glorp Gum Ghoul” and the “Twirl Girl” who were both used in many Glorp Gum ads in the […]
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