Chewing Glorp Gum can be fun for everyone. Why not get the whole gang into a good chew off?
It’s springtime ‘GLORPophiles! The trees are doin’ shit, and the animals, are doin’ shit, everyone’s just kinda doin’ shit, ya know? Anyway, I’m here to make sure you don’t dress like a refugee from the […]
World Wide Weirdos Weekly! 03.22.19 Hello everyone! it’s me, your real buddy, Jimmy Gimball! It’s my turn to round up some things I found on the internets for all you guys and gals to gander […]
43 year-old Grangeville, Idaho man Harold Howell recently declared that he does not like the band Foo Fighters despite being from the 1990s. “I’ve been wrestling with this for twenty four years and it’s time […]
Planet earth is beside itself with exuberance and joyfulness about the newest hero in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It’s no secret why Ash Wednesday was the release date for a movie laden with heavy messages […]
You’ll be disturbed by what he uncovered. A 71 year old retired oceanographer from La Jolla, CA was shocked to discover a secret shark message during the performance of the song “Shallow” by Lady Gaga […]
I realize you’ve always prefered the comfort of my mattress and that is why you’ve replaced it with yours. We don’t have to speak of the matter in public but I insist that you not […]
March is here and the temperatures are going up and the fashions are also going up too, but sometimes not so much, and it really just depends I guess. Get ready weather, ’cause this is […]
Hey, you. Yes you, fatso. The one who’s smacking your gum all loud & junk? Yeah, well, listen up. You sir, are a doctor AND professor. The way you gnaw on that gum like you […]
Ever wonder how big a characters eyes can get before they are no longer cute? So do I!
Get the chew on all the celebs showing off their own take of GLORP Gum.
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