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A powerful message from our CEO Dear Valued Customers, freinds, and Partners, We committedly, and recognizingly acknowledge that with the constantly changing COVEN-19 situations on the surface of, and around the world, that this is an […]
Where do you like to put your gum? (and I don’t mean your mouth, smart ass,) I’m talkin’ bout after the shit goes down it in chew town! Stashing your gum is an art. And […]
For those about to shamrock, we salute you! We here at Glorp Mag likes to keeps it real. We strive to keep in touch the common folk that walk the sidewalks, back alleys and dirt […]
Planet earth is beside itself with exuberance and joyfulness about the newest hero in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It’s no secret why Ash Wednesday was the release date for a movie laden with heavy messages […]
Let’s face it. Gum chewing is a fact of life in the United States and, in 2018, mass chewing continues to occur on the reggy. Mass chewing at schools, houses of worship, and in shopping […]
Special Guest review by Harry Foster Tovah Why does everything have to be so comfortable and nice? Blankets are supposed to be cool and fluffy in the summer and dense and warm in the winter. […]
What’s the deal with the Green New Deal? We here at Glorp Mag likes to keeps it real. We strive to keep in touch the common folk that walk the sidewalks, back alleys and dirt […]
Questions and letters dept. We love getting mail at GLORP headquarters! Here are a few recent ones from some of our beloved GLORPOIDS (fans of GLORP). Please feel free to comment on the site, but […]
Hello everyone! I am Jesse and I love buying people Glorp Gum® and giving it to them for free. Almost as much as I love telling you all about it. When I am not standing […]
Herb Fringeport Rafferty, architect for “Tomorrow’s Building,” is world wide known for his amazing design skills. But his status as founder of The American Society of Architects Scholar Learners (ASASL) wasn’t earned overnight. No, he […]
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