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A powerful message from our CEO Dear Valued Customers, freinds, and Partners, We committedly, and recognizingly acknowledge that with the constantly changing COVEN-19 situations on the surface of, and around the world, that this is an […]
43 year-old Grangeville, Idaho man Harold Howell recently declared that he does not like the band Foo Fighters despite being from the 1990s. “I’ve been wrestling with this for twenty four years and it’s time […]
For those about to shamrock, we salute you! We here at Glorp Mag likes to keeps it real. We strive to keep in touch the common folk that walk the sidewalks, back alleys and dirt […]
56 year old Nome Alaska fisherman Brogan Wackerman claims to have discovered that his footprint is an exact match with the profile view of his genitals. “It’s hard to believe that it took me this […]
Planet earth is beside itself with exuberance and joyfulness about the newest hero in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It’s no secret why Ash Wednesday was the release date for a movie laden with heavy messages […]
Well hello there Mr. & Mrs. Internet. We are tickled fandango pink to be your news & entertainment choice here on the big-ole world wide web. Sure it’s a busy place full of many four […]
What’s the deal with the Green New Deal? We here at Glorp Mag likes to keeps it real. We strive to keep in touch the common folk that walk the sidewalks, back alleys and dirt […]
You’ll be disturbed by what he uncovered. A 71 year old retired oceanographer from La Jolla, CA was shocked to discover a secret shark message during the performance of the song “Shallow” by Lady Gaga […]
I BOUGHT A GUM COMPANY! Well, not any gum company, the Glorp Gum Company! Back in January I acquired the defunct Glorp Gum Brand. I always loved Glorp gum as a kid, and am looking […]
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