Living in the world with Glorp Gum.
It’s springtime ‘GLORPophiles! The trees are doin’ shit, and the animals, are doin’ shit, everyone’s just kinda doin’ shit, ya know? Anyway, I’m here to make sure you don’t dress like a refugee from the […]
For those about to shamrock, we salute you! We here at Glorp Mag likes to keeps it real. We strive to keep in touch the common folk that walk the sidewalks, back alleys and dirt […]
Let’s face it. Gum chewing is a fact of life in the United States and, in 2018, mass chewing continues to occur on the reggy. Mass chewing at schools, houses of worship, and in shopping […]
What’s the deal with the Green New Deal? We here at Glorp Mag likes to keeps it real. We strive to keep in touch the common folk that walk the sidewalks, back alleys and dirt […]
Hello everyone! I am Jesse and I love buying people Glorp Gum® and giving it to them for free. Almost as much as I love telling you all about it. When I am not standing […]
I realize you’ve always prefered the comfort of my mattress and that is why you’ve replaced it with yours. We don’t have to speak of the matter in public but I insist that you not […]
March is here and the temperatures are going up and the fashions are also going up too, but sometimes not so much, and it really just depends I guess. Get ready weather, ’cause this is […]
Hey, everybody. I’m here to kick ass and chew esoteric character bubble gum logo t-shirts. Wait. I don’t want do either of those things. I remember kicking a kid in the shins once, and I felt bad […]
Hey, you. Yes you, fatso. The one who’s smacking your gum all loud & junk? Yeah, well, listen up. You sir, are a doctor AND professor. The way you gnaw on that gum like you […]
Get the chew on all the celebs showing off their own take of GLORP Gum.
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