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Questions and letters dept. We love getting mail at GLORP headquarters! Here are a few recent ones from some of our beloved GLORPOIDS (fans of GLORP). Please feel free to comment on the site, but […]
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Comics
Stoney Baloney in: High Time For A Job!
Torn from the pages of an old underground comic called “Twin Cities Freakout” comes everyone’s favorite lovable “hippy” STONEY BALONEY!
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I’d like to buy the world A Glorp™ and other reasons I am better than you.
Hello everyone! I am Jesse and I love buying people Glorp Gum® and giving it to them for free. Almost as much as I love telling you all about it. When I am not standing […]
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Classic 1971 Glorp Gum Commercial!
Original 1971 Glorp Gum Commercial (Video taken from Saturday Morning Cartoon VHS from 1984). Featuring the classic “Glorp Gum Ghoul” and the “Twirl Girl” who were both used in many Glorp Gum ads in the […]
Entertainment
Hey, you! Yes YOU. The way you chew your bubble gum says you’re a goddamned genius.
Hey, you. Yes you, fatso. The one who’s smacking your gum all loud & junk? Yeah, well, listen up. You sir, are a doctor AND professor. The way you gnaw on that gum like you […]
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GLORP Gum Gossip Gallery
Get the chew on all the celebs showing off their own take of GLORP Gum.
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Cool Daddy Christmas!
Even after the Soviet-backed Glorp Greeting Card Co. was dissolved by the US government, the originalGlorp Gum Co.’sreputation remained in ruins. Gone was the goodwill of so many kickcaine-jonseing WWII vets– the Glorp name was now […]
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GLORP History 2: The Soviet Holiday Card Fiasco
Although World War II was a trying time for the United States and the rest of the world, it was a boom time for the GLORP Gum Company. As you may recall from previous missives, […]
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A Long Lost Film Unearthed & Holiday Cards!
Remember last year when a holiday miracle uncovered my grandfather’s long lost Christmas cards? If not, you can read all about them here. Much to my surprise, they were pretty popular and made their way all […]
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Crazy Christmas Cards From 1955!
I got a pretty exciting package from my mom recently: A container of my grandfathers’ Christmas cards from 1955. These aren’t personal Christmas cards, but rather leftover cards from my grandfather’s failed attempt at starting […]